Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Variety is the spice of love.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.