Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.