A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.