Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.