Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.