The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.
Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.