The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.
Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.
Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.
When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.