After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.