After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.