After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.