After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'