The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.