The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.