The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.