The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.