The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.