Variety is the spice of love.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.