Variety is the spice of love.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.