There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.
Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.