The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.