The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.