The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.