The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'