Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Helen RowlandA man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
Helen RowlandThere is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
Helen Rowland