The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.