The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.