A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.