Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

A fool and her money are soon courted.