Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.