Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.