A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.