A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Variety is the spice of love.