A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.