Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.