Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.
My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.