Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"

A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.