A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"