The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.