Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.