I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.