How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.