My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.