My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.