Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.