I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
Take my wife... Please!
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?