A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.