I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
What is a home without children? Quiet.
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.