I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.