All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?