A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"