Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".