He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"

A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.