My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.