I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.