She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?