My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.