All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.