The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.
If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?