I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.