All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.