My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.