His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."