I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
What is a home without children? Quiet.
If I had blood, I'd blush.