My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.