I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
This man dresses like an unmade bed.