A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.