I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

Let's get up here before we get killed!

There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.

When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.