Let's get up here before we get killed!

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

I live about four muggings from Central Park.

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.