Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.