Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.