A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny YoungmanMy other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Henny YoungmanMy horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
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