My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.