When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.