Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"