While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.

I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.

I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!