A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.