Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
Let's get up here before we get killed!
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.