I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.