Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.