My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.