I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.