I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'
Henny YoungmanWhen I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henny YoungmanI call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'
Henny YoungmanWhen I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henny Youngman