I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.