The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"