The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"