I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.