A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.