I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.