In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want!
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?