A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.