Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Henny YoungmanSome people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
Henny YoungmanAll my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
Henny YoungmanA guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!
Henny Youngman