The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want!
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.