My wife has a black belt in shopping.
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.