A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.