A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.