A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.