It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.