Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.