Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf