A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Wear it if it clashes.

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.