A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.

Wear it if it clashes.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.