A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.

Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.