Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
Wear it if it clashes.
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.
Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.