You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.