You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.