Wear it if it clashes.
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.