Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.