Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

Wear it if it clashes.

Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.