Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.

A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.