Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

Wear it if it clashes.