Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.