Wear it if it clashes.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.