You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
Henry BeardHandicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
Henry BeardIf the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.
Henry Beard