The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.