The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Wear it if it clashes.

"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.