The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.