Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.